Martin Loser King

I don't care if you think I'm racist I just want you to think I'm thin

warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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nintwegggnogdo:

i am very uncomfortable

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shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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susemoji:

new hat

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ridge:

when u at the turn up function and your song comes on

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zac-afron:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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inxthexmeantime:

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

inxthexmeantime:

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

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soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

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